Man: 2 Tickets for Saw 4.
Woman: (Whine) Ohh, I want to go see Fred Claus...
Employee: Thats $10.
Man: No, we are seeing Saw 4. (Hands money over)
Woman: Come on! Why can't we see Fred Claus?
Employee: Here's your change. Enjoy.
Woman: (Man takes change) You have such a stick up your ass!
Woman: (They walk a few feet away, woman gets louder) Come on! If we go see it I'll give you a blow job!
That totally made my night.